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rxcked:

• I’ve got more wit

• a better kiss

• a hotter touch

• a better fuck

• and good music taste

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schmergo:

Actually, I hope my last words are, “Wanna see my Sean Bean impression?”

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disappointeddinosaur:

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

konkeydongcountry:

sreido:

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it

you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into it

if it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me

having worked at toys r us

i can assure you that size is no obstacle for adults wanting to hop on a kiddy toy

the grotesque contortions of the human bodies i have seen will chase me to the grave

(via nopanickingatmydisco)

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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

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I still feel weird having hair this short but I’m getting kind of used to it, so here’s my face

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lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(via seriously-youknow)

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siriusdraws:

it’s been a trying past few days

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visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

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